Zebtigog

     

      I have a problem. Somehow, all of the items in my closet always end up on the floor, and not on hangers. I’d blame my cat, but he stopped wearing my clothes months ago. I don’t know who it is, but the perpetrator who has done this to my closet will be found and brought to justice. I’ll find them, and make them restore my closet to order. Okay, fine. It was me. I did it. My closet is never in order.The rest of my room usually looks decent, but my closet is another story. I have so many empty hangers, just waiting to be put to use. It isn’t that I don’t know how to organize it, I just refuse to organize it. There’s a difference. Maybe someday I will develop a sense of discipline and responsibility, along with learning how to tie my shoes properly and not forgetting to take my Flinstones gummy vitamins every morning (true story). We all move at our own pace, eh? 

You're probably looking at the title of this post and wondering, "what in the world is a zebtigog?" Well my friends, let me enlighten you.

Zebtigog: (zɛb-ti-gɒg)  

1.) A cross between a zebra, tiger, and dog. 

2.) Striped, land mammal native to the Andes. 

3.) Something I just made up because I can’t decide what animal is printed on my dress.  So, I made it a mix between the three. Clever, I know. 

-Kate

Outfit Details:

Dress: thrifted

Belt: JCPenney

Necklace: Forever 21